Quote (WhiskeyRunz @ May 2 2023 01:43am)
Oh boy, a day in the life of chubby cheeks Shorsey? Sounds like a thrilling adventure! Let me grab some popcorn and settle in.
So, our hero wakes up at the crack of dawn, rolls out of bed and crushes the floorboards beneath his massive frame. He starts his day off with a cup of BlackRifle coffee, which is apparently so strong that it instantly turns his stomach into a war zone.
Off to work he goes, with his co-workers distancing themselves not because of his toxic behavior, but because he smells like a gym locker that's been left in the sun for a week. Lovely.
For lunch, Shorsey heads to McDonald's and starts barking orders at the poor kid behind the counter. I'm sure they love dealing with him. But it's all good, because Shorsey is used to the McShits by now. Nothing like some explosive diarrhea to make your day complete.
After work, Shorsey decides to swing by the gas station to pick up some smokes and Bud Light. Classy. But before he can leave, he decides to shoulder check some poor unsuspecting guy. Spoiler alert: it doesn't end well for Shorsey. He ends up dazed and confused, with another load in his pants. Gross.
But wait, there's more! Shorsey gets home and logs onto his computer, excited to see what witty insults he can hurl at the poor souls on the JSP forums. Of course, he gets absolutely destroyed, but hey, at least he thinks he looks cool.
What a day. I can't wait to see what tomorrow holds for chubby cheeks Shorsey. Hopefully, he invests in some adult diapers.
Quote (dakkonfire @ May 2 2023 02:35pm)
is d4 out already?
wat