On the basis of this painstakingly accurate historical recollection, a number of questions may be raised (aka the FAQ section).
1. By naming their then-shiniest new ship after their long-lost war hero, did the British actually jinx themselves?
2. Didn’t the British know that naming items is a crime?
3. Were the British familiar at all with the concept of armor?
4. When Judas Priest named their sixth studio album British Steel, did they mean it as a compliment to British craftmanship, or was this yet another example of what tends to be known as British humor?
Kinky5. Didn’t Judas Priest know that naming items is a crime?
6. Considering the imminent, unavoidable and irremediable psychological effects, was it absolutely necessary to post a picture of Rob Halford & Friends right here and now?
7. Don’t I have anything better to do?
8. Why do I keep doing this to myself?
All questions 1 to 8 above have a rather unremarkably simple and concise answer:
who the fuck knows
Yet, in the context of both cluelessness and time wasted, I hereby present to you my own version of HMS Hood.
May he find calmer seasAbbreviated version perhaps?
Really? You're a boring person. Hmph
pgga/Enzito/Conc
Esteemed Gentlemen in this here Most Honorable Venue, good afternoon.
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