most trolly game I've played in a while but at least it was a W.

>keep getting dove bot 2v4
>"ok no big deal this means we are getting things done elsewhere"

"Double Kill! (Sett)"
"Double Kill! (Sett)"
"Double Kill! (Sett)"



This post was edited by Hizkuntza on Apr 28 2020 12:55am

Midway through the game Jhin started threatening to ragequit because he was lagging and getting run down by predator Garen. I whispered sweet nothings into his ear while taking his farm to make sure he got carried.

what you'd expect a below average to do: "hm I'm not very good, maybe I will let my lanes carry"
what they actually do: "wow I'm two levels down with an early game jungler, maybe I should keep fighting under enemy turret and make sure my winning lanes lose"

cool so I actually managed to kill ez twice in lane despite him running fucking cleanse with a yuumi, but this demented renekton simply refuses to acknowledges league exists beyond top lane so enemy team just runs us down 4v5 every time. like the fucking nimcompoop is sitting top river dicking around, so rammus and I go because we have the angle with everyone nearby, but then we dont have damage to kill the backline because the retarded renekton decided farming one minion wave is more important than hard engaging into a cancer comp.

fuck this game I'm sick of having at least one completely deaf and illiterate teammate that needs to have their fweelings massaged to do things that benefit them



This post was edited by Hizkuntza on Apr 28 2020 10:47pm

long weekend boys, back at it

unseen: demoted to P3, then won 5 in a row to get back to P2.

seen: rito wants me to stay at P2 0 LP now.

1 minute into the game, "does fiddlesticks have wards? first time btw"
15 minutes in after Eve hits 6 and dicks everyone while fidd ints: "wow bot is terrible"
30 minutes in after Fidd ints 1v5 with full vision "wow no one comes contest drag with me"
after game which Fidd solo lost: idk because I politely told him to commit sudoku then left

kindred gets pissy Riven didn't roam for a drag play, goes afk, only shows up to get kills from enemy team trolling at our base and I guess not get leavebusted. didn't help our mid was a plat 4 matched vs a diamond who decayed. fun

won 2, but lost this one that really ruffled my feathers

-mid getting stomped, but whatever because we're hard winning bot
-cait starts straight up eating max range full vision lux q's for no reason
-then starts dying solo to kat for no reason
-still carry her ass until she overstays like a dumbass in inhib push then brings kat and kayn death to everyone else
-blames everyone else for sucking dick

Good working representing the support guild.

kinda wanna mix things up though, I either play ad or supp meaning I'm always bot lane. I feel like I've lost games before because I'm just sick of the routine. thinking of hoping on my alt and trying my hand at solo lanes, see if I can at least get to plat. don't wanna jg though fuck PvE already climbed that way.

This post was edited by Hizkuntza on May 16 2020 11:05pm