Boosted chinese dog? I have to play ADC? I first pick Zyra?

It matters not.

For Riot commands that I must be in Plat 2 promos.

promo hell strikes again

1. pick hard dive comp
2. get lead
3. team decides to do nothing instead of doing the one thing the comp is supposed to do
4. die walking up late to objectives because said team does nothing
5. lose



yes I died too much, but this is the tilter - that was often when I was getting vision with our lanes shoved, but instead of being moving to said objectives people just jerked off between lanes doing nothing despite the team being perfectly capable of stomping grouped. 99% of soloq teams want to fight nonstop, but not this one - and of course we didn't have a farming comp, so what the fuck.

This post was edited by Hizkuntza on Mar 27 2020 11:53pm

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yasuo hard inted sylas, so fiora challenges him that she'll int even more

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it wouldn't even have matter if

retarded minion AI didn't suddenly pull from the wave

so I wasn't able to relic proc the last melee and the enemy bot got 2 first and we died 2v2 early

even though I became even later if we had bot lead we would've won and the shitters don't int compete in the first place

sdfhsdofgosfghduofghsduofghsdfugsd new ways riot finds to fuck me up




it's actually incredible it's something new every time in promos

This post was edited by Hizkuntza on Mar 28 2020 12:29am

lolz

yeah promo hell yet again

jax 1v3's topside

the fuck can I even do?

only a miracle can get me through this hump

oh look, an ANGEL? what's your name?

"duffman316. I play Master Yi only and I can't last hit"

exactly what I needed



This post was edited by Hizkuntza on Mar 28 2020 05:04pm

so I drop to P3. get back to promos.

1st game get backdoored after trying the utmost to carry inting mid/jg

then I literally dodge the other game. two autofilled players. one of them asks for supp so I figure hey I can play safe top whatever

then he says he's 1st time support

I call them every name under the sun

and I dodged at 1 second left too. literally no one else wanted to avoid a game that was obviously going to be shitty as fuck and a predictable loss. avoided the tilt and will just go back to promos eventually.

at this rate I think I'm just going to OTP Pyke and hard carry myself out of this shit elo. Ashe literally did nothing except go down bot lane to farm like an intermediate bot, 1 assist at 21 minutes all game long. then ori had like 2.5 cs for every one that Sylas got, though that's partially because Bard camped mid as a result of our esteemed adc being a poorly programmed AI.

and turns out the Ashe was a Janna OTP. so you wonder, dear reader, did the player ever ask to role swap? or even type anything on chat at all? of course not, because communication is fucking hard and it's better to suffer for 30 minutes together.




ah well, and now that I pick Pyke the fucking client freezes before I can save my runepage. just left the game to let people remake

why do I have to lose in the most fucking tilting ways possible

This post was edited by Hizkuntza on Apr 13 2020 12:06am

riot must know when I'm on a losing streak to throw more random bullshit to make me lose

1st was a Vlad whose skill keys suddenly stopped worked. dc'd for a while. but didn't matter because we stomped 4v5 so hard.

2nd kayn flat out dc'd 8 minutes in. actually kept winning for 10 minutes until they realized it was 5v4. took them 15 more minutes to close out.

lmfao 2 actual 4v5s in a row what the fuck RIot

Careful man, those people will probably report you for the things you say