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Quote (the_rest @ 25 Aug 2016 19:02)
k then. glad you revealed yourself. satan used to be tougher back in the old days



That's because we've been praying for his redemption, the "Christians" have neglected the sinner that needed it most.

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That's because we've been praying for his redemption, the "Christians" have neglected the sinner that needed it most.

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my Lord the almighty God still offers Satan the contract. God's standard contract. same contract I was given, actually. I just signed my name on a blank sheet of paper, and handed it over ... God can fill in whatever he wants

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my Lord the almighty God still offers Satan the contract. God's standard contract. same contract I was given, actually. I just signed my name on a blank sheet of paper, and handed it over ... God can fill in whatever he wants


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serving God ? why do you think you are worthy of that honor ? first you must be purified. Maybe God will just vaporize you. But, since he didn't vaporize Satan already, seems He's in a good mood lately

once you are purified, God will prepare yourself. you will take whatever God gives you, and you will use it properly.

after many years, God will give you a minor task. Do not fukn fail!

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serving God ? why do you think you are worthy of that honor ? first you must be purified. Maybe God will just vaporize you. But, since he didn't vaporize Satan already, seems He's in a good mood lately

once you are purified, God will prepare yourself. you will take whatever God gives you, and you will use it properly.

after many years, God will give you a minor task. Do not fukn fail!


How does one purify?
I would prefer vaporization to RIP but I'm not willing to hold my breath on that, I've already seen hell.
He's the most merciful, I don't think he operates based on mood.
How does on purify? God gave me sight, prophesy, 12 in my service, and more worldly possessions than I could ever utilize.
I use them properly, investing in chaos to rise absolute order.
My entire life is the task and my mission is clear - liberate women. I hope I get a new mission soon tho cause that shit seems like a lost cause without just annihilating all the men.

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How does one purify?
I would prefer vaporization to RIP but I'm not willing to hold my breath on that, I've already seen hell.
He's the most merciful, I don't think he operates based on mood.
How does on purify? God gave me sight, prophesy, 12 in my service, and more worldly possessions than I could ever utilize.
I use them properly, investing in chaos to rise absolute order.
My entire life is the task and my mission is clear - liberate women. I hope I get a new mission soon tho cause that shit seems like a lost cause without just annihilating all the men.


oh, he will purify you alright. just sign first
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oh, he will purify you alright. just sign first



Hahaha I rejected the offer to sell my soul last week, and walked away from devotion to either with a still greater burden.
I'll never sell out, but I'm just about ready to buy in for servium. I'm only waiting out now until the messianic give me one more piece to this puzzle. :wub:
until then, opus dei in satana's name. Your Lord's name in vain. :evil:






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Hahaha I rejected the offer to sell my soul last week, and walked away from devotion to either with a still greater burden.
I'll never sell out, but I'm just about ready to buy in for servium. I'm only waiting out now until the messianic give me one more piece to this puzzle. :wub:
until then, opus dei in satana's name.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51DEwVfXCUL.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Hb4bxF12E


not the right stuff, eh ? anyway, if you MaliceMizer ever change your mind:

1. take a white piece of paper
2. sign your name at the bottom
3. keep the paper with you at all times, so you can hand it in whenever possible

and I really fukn mean it!
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Quote (the_rest @ 25 Aug 2016 20:39)
not the right stuff, eh ? anyway, if you MaliceMizer ever change your mind:

1. take a white piece of paper
2. sign your name at the bottom
3. keep the paper with you at all times, so you can hand it in whenever possible

and I really fukn mean it!



I have faith you know what you're talking about but my wallet is too fat with cash for blank contracts :rofl:
jk ok ok I willl... my signature gets better as I age tho, should I wait to sign it?
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Quote (MaliceMizer @ Aug 26 2016 01:33am)
Hahaha I rejected the offer to sell my soul last week, and walked away from devotion to either with a still greater burden.
I'll never sell out, but I'm just about ready to buy in for servium. I'm only waiting out now until the messianic give me one more piece to this puzzle. :wub:
until then, opus dei in satana's name. Your Lord's name in vain. :evil:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51DEwVfXCUL.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Hb4bxF12E


That movie a good one. It's too bad you didn't accept Jesus Christ. I hope you change your mind.
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