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Aug 19 2021 07:52am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9891015/Claims-DNA-match-proves-Ilhan-Omar-married-brother.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAfnXIm9xWA

so uh, two twists back to back in the Ilhan Omar story
A republican operative managed to get a hold of a cigarette butt from Ilhan Omar and a drinking straw from Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, the man she was legally married to, and had a DNA test performed, proving conclusively that Ahmed Nur Said Elmi is biologically Ilhan Omar's brother. Providing proof of what we already knew all along.
Unfortunately, that republican operative was none other than Anton Lazzaro, who immediately became news the next day when he was outed as a child sex trafficker in a scandal that's rocking MNGOP leadership and leading calls for Carnahan's resignation, since Lazzaro was one of her top donors and political allies. Lazzaro was campaign chief of Ilhan Omar's GOP opponent last election, the black guy who had a snowball's chance in hell of beating her, and Lazzaro its a 30 year old with mysterious large sums of cash and ostentatious luxury lifestyle despite no visible means of income, which has also implicated them in skimming from campaign funds or something else nefarious.

The DNA evidence appears on its face to be legit, and we already knew Ilhan Omar married her brother, that's already been proven 99.99% anyway, but the source is so incredibly dubious that eh, needs a lot more confirmation.

The evidence includes the DNA test documents performed by Endeavour Laboratories finding a 99.999998% chance of a sibling match, naming a "cigarette butt" and "straw" as the two objects compared, as well as a picture of Ilhan Omar smoking a cigarette outside her home. The test was uploaded by Lazarro to a website just 12 hours before he was arrested on the child sex charges, which is either incredibly coincidental or speaks to an intentional timing, by either him or ellison's office (DA ellison is Omar's ally and his house replacement)
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Aug 19 2021 03:36pm
Quote (Goomshill @ Aug 19 2021 08:52am)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9891015/Claims-DNA-match-proves-Ilhan-Omar-married-brother.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAfnXIm9xWA

so uh, two twists back to back in the Ilhan Omar story
A republican operative managed to get a hold of a cigarette butt from Ilhan Omar and a drinking straw from Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, the man she was legally married to, and had a DNA test performed, proving conclusively that Ahmed Nur Said Elmi is biologically Ilhan Omar's brother. Providing proof of what we already knew all along.
Unfortunately, that republican operative was none other than Anton Lazzaro, who immediately became news the next day when he was outed as a child sex trafficker in a scandal that's rocking MNGOP leadership and leading calls for Carnahan's resignation, since Lazzaro was one of her top donors and political allies. Lazzaro was campaign chief of Ilhan Omar's GOP opponent last election, the black guy who had a snowball's chance in hell of beating her, and Lazzaro its a 30 year old with mysterious large sums of cash and ostentatious luxury lifestyle despite no visible means of income, which has also implicated them in skimming from campaign funds or something else nefarious.

The DNA evidence appears on its face to be legit, and we already knew Ilhan Omar married her brother, that's already been proven 99.99% anyway, but the source is so incredibly dubious that eh, needs a lot more confirmation.

The evidence includes the DNA test documents performed by Endeavour Laboratories finding a 99.999998% chance of a sibling match, naming a "cigarette butt" and "straw" as the two objects compared, as well as a picture of Ilhan Omar smoking a cigarette outside her home. The test was uploaded by Lazarro to a website just 12 hours before he was arrested on the child sex charges, which is either incredibly coincidental or speaks to an intentional timing, by either him or ellison's office (DA ellison is Omar's ally and his house replacement)


Lol, sheeeeeeesh. Imagine the field day the left & MSM would have with this if it was a [R]
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Aug 19 2021 03:49pm
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Lol, sheeeeeeesh. Imagine the field day the left & MSM would have with this if it was a [R]


remember when that woman who was half evil-lyn half skeletor claimed she might possess a decades old clothing item that contained donald trump's DNA to back up her poorly constructed rape fantasy?
and they reported on it for weeks without a shred of evidence being presented or even a coherent story
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Aug 23 2021 05:41pm
Quote (Goomshill @ Aug 19 2021 04:49pm)
remember when that woman who was half evil-lyn half skeletor claimed she might possess a decades old clothing item that contained donald trump's DNA to back up her poorly constructed rape fantasy?
and they reported on it for weeks without a shred of evidence being presented or even a coherent story


I don't remember that. But it was probably because we had Trump admitting to sexual assault on tape and having like a dozen other credible allegations, including his wife under oath.
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Aug 23 2021 11:22pm
Quote (Goomshill @ Aug 19 2021 09:52am)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9891015/Claims-DNA-match-proves-Ilhan-Omar-married-brother.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAfnXIm9xWA

so uh, two twists back to back in the Ilhan Omar story
A republican operative managed to get a hold of a cigarette butt from Ilhan Omar and a drinking straw from Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, the man she was legally married to, and had a DNA test performed, proving conclusively that Ahmed Nur Said Elmi is biologically Ilhan Omar's brother. Providing proof of what we already knew all along.
Unfortunately, that republican operative was none other than Anton Lazzaro, who immediately became news the next day when he was outed as a child sex trafficker in a scandal that's rocking MNGOP leadership and leading calls for Carnahan's resignation, since Lazzaro was one of her top donors and political allies. Lazzaro was campaign chief of Ilhan Omar's GOP opponent last election, the black guy who had a snowball's chance in hell of beating her, and Lazzaro its a 30 year old with mysterious large sums of cash and ostentatious luxury lifestyle despite no visible means of income, which has also implicated them in skimming from campaign funds or something else nefarious.

The DNA evidence appears on its face to be legit, and we already knew Ilhan Omar married her brother, that's already been proven 99.99% anyway, but the source is so incredibly dubious that eh, needs a lot more confirmation.

The evidence includes the DNA test documents performed by Endeavour Laboratories finding a 99.999998% chance of a sibling match, naming a "cigarette butt" and "straw" as the two objects compared, as well as a picture of Ilhan Omar smoking a cigarette outside her home. The test was uploaded by Lazarro to a website just 12 hours before he was arrested on the child sex charges, which is either incredibly coincidental or speaks to an intentional timing, by either him or ellison's office (DA ellison is Omar's ally and his house replacement)


DNA tests are racist.

Quote (NetflixAdaptationWidow @ Aug 23 2021 07:41pm)
I don't remember that. But it was probably because we had Trump admitting to sexual assault on tape and having like a dozen other credible allegations, including his wife under oath.


Vouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
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Aug 24 2021 12:32am
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DNA tests are racist.



Vouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!


heh, Somali migrants have a knack for running afoul of those racist DNA tests
"84%" comes to mind...
https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/for-some-refugees-safe-haven-now-depends-on-a-dna-test/

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So in early 2008, the State Department launched a pilot program to determine the extent of fraud by testing relationships using DNA.
In the initial pilot of 476 applicants in Nairobi, Kenya, only 16 percent were genetically related to every person they said was in their family. Another 39 percent tested false for at least one family member. In the remaining 45 percent of cases, applicants either refused to participate or didn’t show up for the test.


same reason Voter ID is racist, I guess. Like the guys who farmed mail-in ballots as "helpers" to each other over at riverside towers
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Aug 30 2021 03:54pm
Quote (NetflixAdaptationWidow @ Aug 23 2021 07:41pm)
I don't remember that. But it was probably because we had Trump admitting to sexual assault on tape and having like a dozen other credible allegations, including his wife under oath.

you mean when his wife said it was a loveless marriage feeling akin to rape as there was no romance?
if you actually looked up what she said, it's impossible to walk away thinking she meant she was raped. mostly cause she didn't.

i've already made a post covering all of these allegations from wiki. afaia, there is only 1 credible allegation and it never included any sort of touch.

i am curious about this "tape" though, what tape?
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