my God makes idiots suffer. he sent Jesus to make even more idiots suffer: they go on forums in his name, and suffer

This post was edited by the_rest on Aug 6 2016 02:03pm

If God hasn't revealed himself to you, you aren't trying.




People set out to disprove religion and claim that they've disproved God.
Set out to incite the wrath of God and it'll come.
Dudebro works in mysterious ways.

You added in the word 'all' in your own vocabulary. Jesus did not say to sell 'all' your possessions.



If you must know, Jesus is my mediator, The Bible is the word of God which reveals the character of God in that he is a jealous God. If I ever have any questions I go to gotquestions.org as that answers pretty much any question you may have, including that God lifting rock question.

Satan soiled you in trickery with just -1- word.

actually, lately, i was trying to sell some of my stuff. but nobody wants to buy them lol. to make matters worse, i get these weird calls from strangers who are retarded ...

20 The young man saith unto him, All these things have I kept from my youth up: what lack I yet?
21 Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.
22 But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions.
23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.
24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.



Definitely seems like Jesus meant all.





I had a dream aliens came and were taking people up into their crafts in huge volume, but the people had to make an offering of Gold to enter. So I bought a couple thousand in gold bullion & have been giving it to the panhandling riff raff.
One crazy booker threatened to sic her pimp on me because "it ain't real money."
Oh dear Lord it's time to end this shit.

/e also we shouldn't be letting our left hands see what our right hands aredoing

This post was edited by MaliceMizer on Aug 7 2016 12:21pm

Please take the time to read this first post and vote in the poll.

i never voted. for the same reason I don't have a Jesus tattoo. And I don't wear a cross either. But I bet I know the bible better than you, frodo

xD I have a flat earth tattoo.
When the liberals execute Christians I hope I fit the criteria for stupid Jesus ink.