Quote (InsaneBobb @ 3 Feb 2024 14:28)
Forget starving. Potatoes are delicious. My primary question would be: Salt and pepper needed, yes or no? :P
Lmao I said the same thing to myself! Lemon pepper is my kryptonite!
There was a reason why it was a potato(I think because it has a "hardier" outside and something related to it's "density" compared to other fruit/vegetables but when my cousin talks to be 100 percent honest it's hard to make out what he's saying because he uses a lot of scientific terms that quite frankly no one fuckin knows so he has to water it down".
One Christmas he devastated all the woman in our family because it was during the #MeToo movement and "woman deserve equal pay" and he rattled off like "20 statistics that just decimated all the woman in our family". Was funny as fuck.
Unfortunately my cousin throughout his childhood suffered from a rare eye disorder that caused his "pupils to bounce around" and his eyes to "flutter" lightning fast. He had to read "special books" that were "double the size" of an average textbook because of it. He has nearly photographic memory and literally was in the top 1% in mathematics when he graduated from Northwestern with a Chemical Engineering PhD. He did his PhD thesis on "Supplemented αMEM/F12-based medium enables the survival and growth of primary ovarian follicles encapsulated in alginate hydrogels" or as he explained it. "How to keep a woman's egg cell alive in a peetree dish until after she finished chemotherapy".
It was hard to have a conversation with him "eye to eye" because his pupils would "bounce around" but that actually led to him working at the NSA. No one in our family knew he worked there until that "deranged idiot" tried to break into the NSA and he called my uncle to say, "Hey if something happens to me this is where I've been". The way I was explained his job at the NSA was there was a "wall of computer monitors" that was analyzing "varying security threats" (40 monitors/tv's) and because his pupils "bounce around" he literally has a genetic advantage in the ability for his eyes to move quicker then the average person's from screen to screen.
Crazy thing is after working at the NSA he got some "special medical attention" that allowed him to function even better and we all knew because the fluttering and bouncing became almost unnoticeable.
It's very sad though because he really was recruited by the military for that exact reason and that's why a lot of us feel like he was taken advantage of on some level. Now of course he's working for Microsoft in A.I making a ton of money compared to "military pay" so we should all be happy for him but my uncle said the funniest thing, "Bill Gates is trying to kill all of us and now your cousin works for him".
This post was edited by SwamiVivekananda on Feb 3 2024 02:59pm