Quote (Prox1m1ty @ Nov 10 2023 04:38am)
For the last time Canada, maple syrup is not lube.
From the Canadian Criminal Code
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46 (1) Every one commits high treason who, in Canada,
(a) kills or attempts to kill Her Majesty, or does her any bodily harm tending to death or destruction, maims or wounds her, or imprisons or restrains her;
(b) levies war against Canada or does any act preparatory thereto; or
(c) assists an enemy at war with Canada, or any armed forces against whom Canadian Forces are engaged in hostilities, whether or not a state of war exists between Canada and the country whose forces they are.
(d) denies the validity of maple syrup as sexual lubricant
Reported to the mounties