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Mar 18 2018 10:39am
Quote (GetOnYourKnees @ 18 Mar 2018 17:48)
Tell that to all those poor Amalekite infants


Amalekites - not my problem. Thank God they're not my problem.
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Mar 18 2018 11:10am
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Amalekites - not my problem.


No kidding :lol:

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Mar 20 2018 06:34am
Quote (GetOnYourKnees @ Mar 19 2018 12:48am)
Tell that to all those poor Amalekite infants


Don't worry, God let the Russians and ISIS live. Wouldn't it be just tragic if there were no more enemies or terrorists among the nations?
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Mar 20 2018 06:42am
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Don't worry, God let the Russians and ISIS live. Wouldn't it be just tragic if there were no more enemies or terrorists among the nations?


Heaven is slavery. Hell is torture.

There's no winning with Christianity.
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Mar 20 2018 07:08am
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Heaven is slavery. Hell is torture.

There's no winning with Christianity.



Soo much worse than being a meaningless sack of meat :rofl:
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Mar 20 2018 11:12am
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Don't worry, God let the Russians and ISIS live. Wouldn't it be just tragic if there were no more enemies or terrorists among the nations?



Yeah, we should exterminate all Russians and Arabs, especially the infants. Even the livestock, just in case the motherfuckers get any ideas.

Omnibenevolence at work
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Mar 20 2018 05:06pm
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Heaven is slavery. Hell is torture.

There's no winning with Christianity.


Where in life is the one big moment you are eagerly waiting for that will bring about all the happiness and freedom you could ever ask for?

Is it retirement? Enjoy the 20 odd years left.

For me, it's Heaven and beyond through to eternity.

Quote (GetOnYourKnees @ Mar 21 2018 03:12am)
Yeah, we should exterminate all Russians and Arabs, especially the infants. Even the livestock, just in case the motherfuckers get any ideas.

Omnibenevolence at work


Yeah, see? Now you're getting it! What is even better is that God will use you to bring about that plan into fruition.
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Mar 20 2018 06:17pm
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Where in life is the one big moment you are eagerly waiting for that will bring about all the happiness and freedom you could ever ask for?

Is it retirement? Enjoy the 20 odd years left.

For me, it's Heaven and beyond through to eternity.


One big moment that makes it all worth it is how children view things.

Enjoy the process, not just the results.

Sucks to view eternal slavery as a good thing though. Christianity is truly moral bankruptcy

This post was edited by Thor123422 on Mar 20 2018 06:19pm
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Yeah, see? Now you're getting it! What is even better is that God will use you to bring about that plan into fruition.


It's funny, because any christian that truly believes in their text must condone the killing of children - hence you can't rebuff my comments, and try to turn it into a joke.

You're not fooling anyone, you little psycho, you.

I wonder if I can get you to say, explicitly, that you think those poor Amalekite infants deserved to be slaughtered?

This post was edited by GetOnYourKnees on Mar 20 2018 06:57pm
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Mar 20 2018 08:37pm
Jesus is lord, some people like it some people don't...

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