You know Bitch Stewie from Family Guy?

Ghot should be named Bitch Widow.



This post was edited by IceMage on Mar 6 2018 10:43am

I didn't think anyone could keep up with the liberal or communist BS after watching the Ballad of the Green Beret.

Lol, if a dose of propaganda will make you feel better again, sure.

LOL, the Green Beret is real.

Look, the US doesn't go and attack anyone with out being invited. The US is not doing any land grabbing.
The US would be more than happy to just do the baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and chevrolet thing.

I guess we will be able to when the rest of the world get's it's shyt together.







This post was edited by Ghot on Mar 6 2018 11:12am

Nah, you just want military bases on their soil to improve power projection. Oh and torture people/store nukes on their soil.

Lols




What the fuck has that got to do with anything? Why would liberals or communists suddenly change their ideology based on a corny old tune about soldiers?

IceMage has you bang to rights bud. You're like Widow's mentally deficient twin brother that was kept chained in the basement and fed only on rats.

Such on topic...it's scary. :/

It has as much to do with anything as all the other outright BS that's been posted in here.


/e




Already posted earlier, just say the word and the US will pack up and go home. It's fine by us, but I wonder if anyone will complain about having to learn Russian or Chinese.

This post was edited by Ghot on Mar 6 2018 11:25am

Two twin brothers share a womb
packed tight inside their uterine room.
One kept the other oxygen deprived
A miracle he even survived.
But survive he did and so both were born
out of their mother's belly torn.
One smart but depraved and mean
The other dumb but oh, so keen.
The smart one died, buried on a hill,
left a gap in the forums for the other to fill.
He wrote with frenzied hammering of keys
to honour the brother now deceased.
These shoes they proved to big to fill
The lesser sibling simply regarded as a shill.
'What could Trump do', the regulars asked
'To stop you from giving him a pass?'
'I am a centrist' he replied,
'The democrats are dishonest and so I ran to Trump's side,
For he has never lied
I'd stake my pride
for I trust Hannity and Breitbart to be my guide!'
The smarter brother, down in hell
let loose from chapped lips a tormented yell,
'The greatest torture is my kin's bullshit
far greater than any found in the pit.'
He wailed and thrashed and so lamented
The acts of the brother so demented.
'They hated me when I was alive
But now they wish I had survived
For look what replaces me now I am dead
It should not be me here but him instead.'



That's all I got for now.

e/ damn I used 'fill' as a rhyme twice. Messes up the cadence... Oh well. Was just off the top of my head anyhow. Fuck editing.

This post was edited by Scaly on Mar 6 2018 11:43am

Interesting but I wouldn't quit your day job.


/e Here, I wrote this one, back in my D2 days... to the tune of: Sixteen Tons.




This post was edited by Ghot on Mar 6 2018 11:48am