Omicron? Yall still on last years name? Psh, we're up to Megatron Co-V.19 sub-va.19.2 here in the real world. Tens of millions died yesterday from this savage disease. 2 billion more tomorrow are predicted. But at least the charade of long covid is dwindling. You know, where you lose the ability to walk, speak, talk, think. At least, the CDC radio commercial says so.
Anyway, we're running through Ultron Covid SuperVariant LX 350 sub-super-co-variant that has a 200% fatality rate. Yep, you and someone else dies, like quantum entanglement.
There is one thing we can do tho. Allow men in womens restrooms and yell at NASA scientists for the James Webb because learning about space is....sexist? or homophobic? I forget, the people who contribute nothing but poop in a toilet are always up in arms about something they are owed or a victim of. Hard to keep track.
Then get ready for, yep you know it brother, SPACE COVID! ahhhhhhhhhhh! It can strike anywhere at any time with no symptoms and can only be detected using the same generic testing that calls the common flu, Covid Sa-R-19.4.B subculture 69ity V2.0 beta pack supporter edition the same "virus". Weird how polio, chickenpox, and the whooping cough didn't "evade vaccines" like some sort of sentient, eyeball-having creature is looking for needles and going ahhhhhh nope not gonna die there buddy.
Globally, 812 trillion people have died from covid so grow up. I mean, not me or anyone I know. And the grocery store is open and staffed. And walmart. And the gas station. And restaurants. And doctors offices. Hey what? Thought everyone died? Well, as we all know, Orange Man Bad, and getting covid is actually racist because having access to healthcare is racist and sexist and homophobic xenophobic, I'm literally shaking.
This post was edited by justhackitup on Apr 26 2022 10:31am