here's whats been going on in my life

what's not new:
i hate life
i hate my job
i hate people
i have no friends

what's new:
couple things worth mentioning i guess
-bought a new pc on may 2, 2012. it cost 1100$. i used it to play d3 for a week, then quit because d3 is beyond terrible. have barely touched it since
-fuck wal-mart
-fuck everyone who shops at walmart
-particularly fuck the people who shop at walmart who don't get out of my way, even though it's abundantly clear that they see me coming with a very big, loud machine
-put my notice in at walmart. last day is on the 27th. i hate it there and really wanted to leave earlier, but it came down to a simple choice: stay at walmart until christmas and hate being there, or be completely alone all christmas and want to kill myself
-going to alberta to work on january 4th. this will be the first time i've left newfoundland and been on a plane. the plan is to go up there and work for 6 months, then come home in the summer and go to school the following september
-i absolutely know that i won't be going to school the following september because of social issues
-????
-bought a samsung galaxy s3, have had it for 3 months and have 2 contacts. paying 67$ monthly and i haven't touched it since october




tv:
-i miss house
-dexter s7 was okay, but i've been rewatching the earlier seasons and have now come to realize it is now surprisingly mediocre
-true blood was awesome
-homeland s1 was awesome, s2 hasn't been as good
-go on is hit and miss
-666 park ave was terrible which saddened me because i love terry o'quinn (secret lover)
-last resort was terrible
-vegas is a great big meh
-haven't watched the office s9 but i'm sure it's dreadful
-revolution is fucking horrible and i hate it
-the walking dead is filled with characters who are dipshits and i can no longer tolerate watching them
it's also almost time to watch lost for the 8th time. hoping it's a better go around than #7

other shit:
-was a lot happier this time last year for some reason
-lost 14.6 pounds from october 28-now. am currently 159.3. i was hoping to receive a compliment from my dad, who i saw for the first time yesterday since summer. he called me a beanpole (?) definitely not a reaction i was hoping for
-probably going to go on a binge from now to jan 4th and gain 15 pounds
-i hate life
-i still miss my boyfriend who pretended to be a girl whose been gone 566 days now


as you can see, it has been a pretty eventful year

mom told me today that she's inviting the 'family' over for christmas eve again
here i was a tad excited for it and then she spills this news on me
sigh
i can't wait to try and pretend like i give a shit about them being here and how i can relate with all of them
i have a popular cousin who is alpha as fuck who is living the good life (college, partying, having copious amounts of sex i assume)
and another cousin who is the same thing, but female (she has a nice ass)
that's all im saying too
she has a nice ass
i can appreciate it
it's not like she's my sister
i see her once every couple of years
it isn't weird
don't judge me
so i'm gonna have all these cool kids in my poor shitty dump of a home where they're going to be so out of place
UGH

i told my parents i might just go drive around the entire day until they're gone
still considering doing this
when i told my parents this, my dad responded "if he wants to be anti-social, let him'
dafoq
it's not that i want to
how am i the only one uncomfortable with a bunch of upper class popular kids coming into my shitty ass house, pretending to not want to get the fuck out but continuously glancing at their phone to see if it's 'that time' yet
a few of my uncles/aunts are ok, but there's this one cunt of an aunt who is just going to be criticizing shit the entire time
my cousins are in college with friends who go to parties, i'm "that guy" who is on the computer 24/7 and is watching tv 23/7, what the fuck could we possibly talk about
man i hate them all
god dammit

all i want for christmas
is an online girlfriend
who could be a model if she wanted
who spends most of her time watching tv
and hates people
and never talks to anyone because they all suck except me
and knows how to baal
a very experienced baaler
who could teach even me things
she also has glasses but only wears them a few times a month to spice things up

that's all man

man fuck graves apple juice
this is the shittiest apple juice i've tasted in my god damn life

purchased this for 49$
discuss

i was doing some work in the warehouse at walmart
and i was having one of these days where i just can't stop farting
so i was there for at least 10 minutes by myself without anyone walking by
so i figure it's safe to let out this monster fart i'd been holding in for a good hour or so
it was silent but man was it pungent.
as soon as i released my poisonous vapours, three women walk by
literally as soon as it swam out of my ass, they just appeared out of nowhere
they didn't say anything as they walked by
but i know the smelled it, and i knowthey were repulsed by it
as they passed, i just had to watch in horror and bow my head in shame
my fucking life man

This post was edited by Reginaaccchecker13 on Dec 20 2012 07:31pm

oh
you go ahead and stand in the middle of the aisle so no one can pass by, and catch up with your long lost friend
it's not like people are trying to shop here or anything
it's not like i've been waiting 5 minutes behind you to fucking get through or anything
oh what's that, you have a new baby?
fuck your baby
you FAGGOTS

Just wanted to let you know that I've randomly taken a liking to this blog.

You have a fan

thanks

cheer up pal, read this. it will help.
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=65784603&f=276