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Apr 10 2010 10:56pm
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Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.

#9
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

#8
Jacques Grande: Tabernak!

#7:
I'm Ricky Bobby, if you don't chew Big red then F**k you.

#6:
Jules: Shut the fuck up, fat man this ain't none of your goddamn business.

#5
Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

#4
James Carter: You know, we could have been a good couple. We could have had something special. But you one crazy-ass bitch!

#3
Tommy: Hey does this suit makes me look fat?
Richard: No no no your face does.

#2:
Joe: One of the terrorists is trying to tell us something.
[looks through binoculars]
Gary Johnston: [waving the distress signal towards Joe and Chris] It's me! It's me!
Joe: Looks like he's saying, "Kiss me! Kiss me!"
Chris: Smart-ass motherfucker!
[fires missile at terrorist jeep]

#1: almost anything in this.
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Apr 11 2010 12:38am
From the 2000 movie, "Dude, Where's My Car?"

Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?

Chester: How wasted were we last night?
Jesse: Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted.

Jesse: Who's Johnny Potsmoker?
Chester: Oh ,that's my alter ego.
Jesse: Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was MY alter ego.
Chester: No. Yours is Smokey McPot.
Jesse: Oh yeah.
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Apr 11 2010 07:34am
Quote (Madmartigan @ Apr 11 2010 02:38am)
From the 2000 movie, "Dude, Where's My Car?"

Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?

Chester: How wasted were we last night?
Jesse: Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted.

Jesse:Who's Johnny Potsmoker?
Chester: Oh ,that's my alter ego.
Jesse: Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was MY alter ego.
Chester: No. Yours is Smokey McPot.
Jesse: Oh yeah.


What does mine say?
DUDE!
What does mine say?
SWEET?
Dude, what does mine say...
Duuuuddeeee....
What does mine say?....
S-wwwweeee....eeeettttttt.......ttttttt!
*Fight action*
lol epic movie yo
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Apr 11 2010 07:44am
Point Break (1991)

Bohdi: Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
Bodhi: [getting ready for their next robbery] 90 seconds Johnny. That's all I ask for, just 90 seconds of your life Johnny, that's it. This is our tatic, is we strike fear. Once you get them peeing down ther leg, they submit. Also about fear, fear causes hasitation, and hesitation, causes your worst fears to come true. [hands Johnny a shot gun]
Johnny Utah: I can't do this.
Bodhi: Yes you can, who knows, you might like it.
Johnny Utah: Bodhi, this is your fucking wake-up call man. I am an F, B, I, Agent!
Bodhi: Yeah, I know man. Ain't it wild? That's what makes it so interesting. You can do what you want, and make up your own rules. Why be a servant to the law, when you can be it's master?
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Apr 11 2010 07:59am
Quote (Madmartigan @ Apr 11 2010 09:44am)
Point Break (1991)

Bohdi: Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
Bodhi: [getting ready for their next robbery] 90 seconds Johnny. That's all I ask for, just 90 seconds of your life Johnny, that's it. This is our tatic, is we strike fear. Once you get them peeing down ther leg, they submit. Also about fear, fear causes hasitation, and hesitation, causes your worst fears to come true. [hands Johnny a shot gun]
Johnny Utah: I can't do this.
Bodhi: Yes you can, who knows, you might like it.
Johnny Utah: Bodhi, this is your fucking wake-up call man. I am an F, B, I, Agent!
Bodhi: Yeah, I know man. Ain't it wild? That's what makes it so interesting. You can do what you want, and make up your own rules. Why be a servant to the law, when you can be it's master?


I like the one line from that scene you didn't post... I don't remember exactly how it goes so I'll be paraphrasing..

"We don't use violence, just the threat of violence."
Roach: "Yeah power through fear!"

God I wish I could remember it.... Damn now I gotta watch it for that scene!!!
/e Something like.... "Power through superior force.." damn i wish i could remember!

This post was edited by SwanoW on Apr 11 2010 08:05am
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Apr 11 2010 08:34am
Bodhi: It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, that promotes violence, and that's how people get hurt.
Roach: Peace, through superior firepower.
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Quote (Madmartigan @ Apr 11 2010 10:34am)
Bodhi: It's basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, that promotes violence, and that's how people get hurt.
Roach:Peace, through superior firepower.


Peace through superior firepower.. there it is.. Damn that's a bad ass fuckin quote!

We need some quotes from Payback like this:

"She would stop hookin if I'd stop killin people..
We're still workin at it."

Paraphrase ofc -.-

This post was edited by SwanoW on Apr 11 2010 10:33am
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Apr 11 2010 11:19am
The first part of Full Metal Jacket is almost purely memorable, but here are a few:

"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun."

"Only two things come from Texas; steers and queers, and I don't see no horns so I guess that narrows it down, doesn't it!"

"And then I'll cut off your balls so that you can never contaminate the world, private Pile!"

And then the Vietnamese whore,

"Me so horny, me sucky-sucky, long time."
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Apr 11 2010 11:22am
Quote (Kamahl16 @ Apr 11 2010 01:19pm)
The first part of Full Metal Jacket is almost purely memorable, but here are a few:

"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun."

"Only two things come from Texas; steers and queers, and I don't see no horns so I guess that narrows it down, doesn't it!"

"And then I'll cut off your balls so that you can never contaminate the world, private Pile!"

And then the Vietnamese whore,

"Me so horny, me sucky-sucky, long time."


We need Kami and Jjarv in here for this... They would have some great quotes!
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Apr 11 2010 04:46pm
Bull Durham (1988)

Crash Davis: Well, he really hit the shit outta that one, didn't he? [laughs]
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: [softly, infuriated] I held it like an egg.
Crash Davis: Yeah, and he scrambled the son of a bitch. Look at that, he hit the fucking bull! Guy gets a free steak! [laughs]

Crash Davis: You having fun yet?
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Oh, yeah. Havin' a blast.
Crash Davis: Good. [pause]

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: God, that sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball!
Crash Davis: He did know.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: How?
Crash Davis: I told him.
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