Quote (Doombringer9 @ Apr 8 2010 11:07pm)

Dave: Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.

Hot Rod

Rod Kimble: [absent-mindedly, as Denise walks away] You look pretty.
Denise: What?
Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.

Hot Rod

Denise: I'm sorry, Rod. What were you going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.
Denise: Is that what you were really going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Of course.
Denise: Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the taco.
Rod Kimble: Wow, that's pretty racist but correct. I'll see you later.

Hot Rod

I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird.

Hot Rod

Jerry Conlaine: Well I was a boyscout. Tom, you were a boyscout, weren't you?
Tom Marshall: No, but I ate a brownie once.

Without a paddle

Quote (Madmartigan @ Apr 9 2010 09:44am)

Jerry Maguire: What are you doing with me, Rod?
Rod Tidwell: Why?
Jerry Maguire: I'm finished, I'm fucked. Twenty-four hours ago, man, I was hot! Now... I'm a cautionary tale. You see this jacket I'm wearing, you like it? Because I don't really need it. Because I'm cloaked in failure! I lost the number one draft pick the night before the draft! Why? Let's recap: Because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk. I ate two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a concience!
[B]Rod Tidwell: Well, boo-fucking-hoo[/B].

Quote (freddykreuger666 @ Apr 8 2010 05:52pm)

fix'd

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Quote (SwanoW @ Apr 10 2010 06:25pm)

Here's one:
"It's quiet in here.... yeah maybe a little too quiet.." Leo
"Hey look it's Raph! Yeah maybe it's a little too Raph!" Michelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 or 2 idr for sure lol