"So umm, tell me Montel, why weren't we invited to the party? What are we, Al Quida?" -- Haziz from 40 year old virgin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxUaJqB5mO4

"Do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda

"Try gettin' jerked off under the table in front of the whole family, jackass."

"Try gettin' jerked off under the table in front of the whole family, and have some real problems... jackass!"
Missed a few words

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."



This post was edited by Madmartigan on Apr 8 2010 05:03am

"It's only after you lost everything when you're free to do anything"
Fight Club

That whole movie is a quote man...

"No! I want bowel syndrome!" Jack

"Bob... Bob had bitch tits. This was a support group for men with testicular cancer."

fix'd

Yeah, that only exchange between the two of them was awesome.

Dave: Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.

Hot Rod

Rod Kimble: [absent-mindedly, as Denise walks away] You look pretty.
Denise: What?
Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.

Hot Rod

Denise: I'm sorry, Rod. What were you going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.
Denise: Is that what you were really going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Of course.
Denise: Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the taco.
Rod Kimble: Wow, that's pretty racist but correct. I'll see you later.

Hot Rod

I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird.

Hot Rod

Jerry Conlaine: Well I was a boyscout. Tom, you were a boyscout, weren't you?
Tom Marshall: No, but I ate a brownie once.

Without a paddle

This post was edited by Doombringer9 on Apr 8 2010 09:20pm