Well now I'm curious. What other countries allow enough freedom that you can nibble the ear of an old hairy man you call your domestic partner without incurring social repercussions? You definitely don't live in Russia right? Germany maybe? Could be the UK I guess.

This

You don’t have to tell me you’re curious mate I could tell straight away
And no I don’t live in any of those

what wife?

Got it, it's Australia

No cos I haven't married her yet

Nope

I'll be your wife.

Valentines Day is a consumer scam anyways. Also if you don’t treat your woman good enough to take one day for yourself without her going aggro you’ve got bigger fish to fry.

Yes I’m a simp, but why date/marry someone you wouldn’t simp for?

It’s also on a Tuesday, nothing wrong with celebrating V-Day on the weekend so you can actually enjoy it (assuming people here have careers)

You need a based wife that knows Valentine’s Day is BS and you take her to a nice dinner before/after not on the day because that is for amateurs