Got tired of spam calls from guys named "Mark".
So I told them I am 75 with health insurance.
Needless to say, I now get 10-20 calls a day.

Here is where it gets fun.
I found a page with lots of Hindi swear words.
So when they ask me questions I start slipping them in between words all casual.
It usually takes several times before they catch on.
But till then they get all confused thinking, "did I here right, surely he didn't say that." and keep going.
I usually end when they finally get to asking my name, I tell them Gupta Bakrichod.
They usually try to go off on me then, meanwhile I am rolling in the floor.
I'll let you look up Bakrichod for yourself.


This post was edited by sirthom on Jan 18 2022 02:55pm