Hillbilly sits down in his therapists office.
Therapists says "due to our session last week, there's a few things I'd like to work on today. First I'd like you to tell me about your #1 favorite experience in your life"

The hillbilly says "weeeeelp, der's dis one tiiime... Farmers daughter got lost out in da woods. My buddies and I piled up in the truck, found her, had our way with her, and took her on home"

Therapist responds with "wow, that's not at all going to help what I was trying to do here today... Let's uhh.. tell me about your #2 favorite experience in your life"

The hillbilly says "weeeeelp, der's dis one tiiime... Farmers pig got lost out in da woods, my buddies and I piled up in the truck, found it, had our way with it, and took it on home"

The therapist, extremely alarmed, says "holy crap, man?!? What is wrong with you? This DEFINITELY isn't going to help what I'm trying to work towards today. Tell me about your least favorite experience"

The hillbilly says "welp... Der's dis one time I got lost out in da woods"