If I could pick any superpower, I wouldn't pick invisibility or flying or telepathy or anything like that...

I would pick the one where I could eat whatever I want without it causing health problems or getting me fat.

But also, I'd probably pick just being a little bit taller

So you'd ask to be French?

If i could have one

I would have the power to prevent manlets from making threads

I want the ability the guy from jumper had. Would get so much more sleep and free time.

I'd like for my penis to be smaller

Ditch after sexual activity

You won't bend over and say that to my face

I would daddy