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Jul 8 2021 12:00am
Actions speak more than words.

You can try "accidentally" exposing a stack of 100's as you are opening the door for her.
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Jul 8 2021 03:14am
Quote (r4f @ Jul 8 2021 08:00am)
Actions speak more than words.

You can try "accidentally" exposing a stack of 100's as you are opening the door for her.


Sounds very lame. Are american girls really that easy and gullible?
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Jul 17 2021 07:26am
Are you a cigarette? Cause I want to get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.


Works.every.time
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Jul 18 2021 05:31am
"damn toaster head, why the fuck you so cute"


literally how i met my gf of 2 years
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Jul 18 2021 05:32am
Quote (DiamondHands @ Jul 8 2021 02:14am)
Sounds very lame. Are american girls really that easy and gullible?


aw man, American girls are the dumbest
the lowest women of other countries trump our women
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Jul 20 2021 09:03pm
Ay bb - you want sum fuK?
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Jul 24 2021 02:43pm
Quote (DiamondHands @ Apr 23 2021 01:56pm)
Help a brother out



I’ve never been a pick up line guy, if you’re interested just strike up a conversation!
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Jul 25 2021 04:47am
Quote (renegadez @ Jul 17 2021 06:26am)
Are you a cigarette? Cause I want to get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.


Works.every.time


Best one here. I'm sure this will work.
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Jul 30 2021 01:11am
I got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia.
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Sep 4 2021 12:19pm
Quote (KRR @ Apr 24 2021 01:11am)
Send her

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
get in the van.


Lol!

Pretty sure girl would go out with you at least once just for the entertainment value of your little poem.
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