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Apr 12 2021 09:36am
Quote (Akitsu @ Apr 12 2021 07:03am)
Backstory:
Boss comes to me one day and asks me what I think about her sister. The next day she asks me if I'm capable of hitting it and quitting it. When she asked me that one I was like shat the fuck is going on? She told me she's trying to get me hooked up with her sister but she just wants a one nighter and I was like akward, but put me down for a maybe. A few days later a coworker tells me they're playing in a band at one of our local bars and I was like fuck yeah I'll come and have a few drinks. I get to the bar, get a single drink down and my boss shows up with her sister on the verge of tears wrapped around her arm and asked me to escort her sister to her car which I did. Walked her out of the bar, and as soon as we got outside she just bust into tears. Fast-forward some comforting and a walk to the other side of a football sized parking lot and we're now in the backseat of my boss's car talking about why she's crying (her boyfriend moved his ex wife back in and she didn't like it so he dumped her) and she's just devastated. I told her some of my fucked up ex stories in turn and fast forward like 3 hours and we're just chilling laughing having a great time, she was laying down with her head in my lap and my boss opens the door ready to go home and since I was on my Harley we just exchanged numbers and let each other know when we got home.

Well now I'm thinking about texting her and I'm like :unsure: idk if I should. My coworkers literally told me to not even hit n quit and they've known her for years.



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Boss wants me to shag her sister, I may have other plans

I share way too much on this site ngl.

You read this in the back of a penthouse letters. Complete made up bullshit.
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Apr 12 2021 09:53am
Quote (said_aouita @ Apr 12 2021 05:36pm)
You read this in the back of a penthouse letters. Complete made up bullshit.



Hahaha
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Apr 12 2021 12:13pm
Y'all believe whatever y'all want to believe, but I'm not making shit up 🤷‍♂️
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Apr 12 2021 12:49pm
Quote (Akitsu @ Apr 12 2021 08:13pm)
Y'all believe whatever y'all want to believe, but I'm not making shit up 🤷‍♂️



Someone else did. You just copy pasted it.

Same shit different toilet
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Apr 12 2021 01:10pm
Nice fake dream tho
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Apr 12 2021 01:13pm
Sounds like one of those she is fugly kind of situations
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Apr 12 2021 01:55pm
Quote (Akitsu @ Apr 12 2021 01:13pm)
Y'all believe whatever y'all want to believe, but I'm not making shit up 🤷‍♂️


how long until you're gonna get with your boss and her sister at the same time?
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Apr 12 2021 03:29pm
Ask 66.6 coins and start gigolo
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Apr 12 2021 04:05pm
from personal experience, if the people around her are telling you to run.... listen...

cause i didnt listen

This post was edited by Warlock316 on Apr 12 2021 04:07pm
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Apr 12 2021 04:20pm
Quote (DiamondHands @ 12 Apr 2021 11:49)
Someone else did. You just copy pasted it.

Same shit different toilet


Show me the copypasta link then id 10 t

Quote (death_knight @ 12 Apr 2021 12:13)
Sounds like one of those she is fugly kind of situations


She ain't fugly, but she ain't a 10. She ain't a spring chicken anymore but neither am I.

Quote (powwpoww @ 12 Apr 2021 12:55)
how long until you're gonna get with your boss and her sister at the same time?


That most likely will never happen because my boss has been happily married for years and she's very quick to shut people down

Quote (Warlock316 @ 12 Apr 2021 15:05)
from personal experience, if the people around her are telling you to run.... listen...

cause i didnt listen


Lmao same problem with me. I prefer to get my own assessment before I act
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