maybe bin a lamb-skinned leather jacket
goddamn lockdowns here u can't even bin clothes
if u bin a jacket from let's say, danier, idk i have a feeling it will be sub-par
then u gotta send it back three times to get a good one?
ugh
should just walk around naked

should just make a peasant-skinned jacket

Found a nice 110$ -25° 13 pound sleeping bag

do they deliver to the forest?

my 90 year old neighbour made me take me sweater off when it was covered in chip dip
she washed it and returned it to me the next day
gotta watch the dip spillage. and the blood i'd say at this point. holy crap every day i'm fucking covered in blood i mean from hands to toes
sometimes it's even mine

i think i've been arrested or in custody 4 times in the past 1.3 weeks
i don't even know at this point
i think after this beer i might try to get good again, shave, shower, bin a sim card. glasses' lenses popped out can't see two feet
literally pools of blood everywhere
if i shave my face and balls i think everything will be fine

This post was edited by SuperSpreader on Jan 26 2021 12:04pm

I thought that shit came on a card?

People were upset af on Facebook lmao



Brotha, there's an edit button!
NN 2-3 replies in just a few minutes lol.

This post was edited by Eztppk on Jan 26 2021 07:33pm

cashed the cheque of shitholyness
found i had infinite credite

was literally arrested four times in the past week, was completely covered in bruises and cuts, lacerations, live-threatening wounds
i thought it would take four days to heal from the life-threatening one and
boom
live fucking wolverine
healed in under a day
it reminds me and makes me reminiscent of when i was shot all those times last october and the major surgery and all the math said i was dead 84% mortality rate
and then my mom flew in from my home country and brought me a laptop and i was able to hear the emperor's words and like magic i was healed, 48 hours, no pain meds no antibiotics. the emperor's words healed me entire body like a fucking juggling act
unreal
and for some reason, we are healed again. why do i have to be wolverine i really don't get it

u can't even see the floor. it's like 1/10th inch of blood
and yet we are healed?
this is some fucked up shit i am joking zero percent

this is some fucking weird shit men