Quote (hoipolloi @ Dec 26 2020 11:43am)
Minor penis sprain when I am pounding my gf and I hit her thigh instead of her vagus
When you're 3 inches at best of course that's going to happen, sucks to be you kid. Also you don't have gf, unless that's what you're calling your mother these days.
Quote (ferf @ Dec 26 2020 10:18am)
For me it'd be tearing my shoulder ligament.... happens all the time, veryannoying :D
takes forever to heal x.x
You've never torn a ligament, you're cooked.