I may sleep on that one later tonight. It's only Monday morning and my mind and body may be on something that you're alluding to. I really don't think he'll get anymore than six or seven Touchdown passes to be honest. I'll write the 500-word essay about why the Lions will win the NFC North anyway. Bear with me though. I've worn out my current keyboard. Some of the buttons don't push down as well. I'm going to buy a new keyboard at Best Buy or order one from Amazon during the sales coming up. I also do a lot of button mashing while playing Heroes of the Storm and Ladder Slasher. The funny thing is if you gave me a Detroit Lions cap I would look just like Matt Patricia. I'd be his twin right now. I could be him for Halloween this year. I haven't even shaved in so long. I may do that today.

For a second I thought you wrote "1k for every Aaron Rodgers TD pass." LOL, I'm seeing things though.
That's only if he throws for seven Touchdowns. The Texans defense isn't going to stop any QB right now.
Honestly, the 2020 Texans defense may be the worst I've seen in their history. If not it's in the top three.

I'll make it better for you. If Rodgers throws for 5 TD's. I'll give you 1k per TD thrown (up to 10 TD's or 10k cap) For Every Td less than 5 Rodgers throws you owe me 1000 words per TD less in an essay post about how the NFL Playoffs shape up and eventual super bowl champion is crowned. CD

I'll confirm that bet. Thank you. It may get ugly on Sunday. Whoever created the 2020 Texans schedule was a Miami Dolphins fan! They own our first and second-round draft picks. They're about to cash in big time. They'll be getting two potential superstars if they make the right picks. Definitely two impact starters. I'll never forgive Bill O'Brien!

Confirmed, drop the granola bar and get those fingers ready.

I'm making spaghetti with meatballs for lunch. Just took out the ground beef. I need to re-energize myself again.
I'll be on later to see if Terps has given me my new user name. The longer he takes the worse the name will be. LOL

I'm making some venison chili, buddy got a nice doe and gave me some meat, wife gonna be happy!

Sheriff, I have decided to retract that generous prop bet you had given me on Aaron Rodgers throwing five TD passes vs. the Texans on Sunday.

I don't mind writing the essay, but it basically comes down to the fact I want the Houston Texans to beat the Packers. In order for that to happen our defense will likely have to hold Aaron Rodgers to 3 or 4 TD passes at best. Possibly even forcing Rodgers to throw an interceptions or two. I think Deshaun Watson can win a high-scoring shootout against Rodgers if that happens.

I don't want the Texans to be 1-6 going into our bye week. I want to be 2-5 and still have some hope for this season.

Thank you for understanding! I just want to enjoy the game and cheer for the Texans to win. Not for Rodgers to pick us apart with 5 TDs or more.

Those things can still happen, just do it


I like reading your clunky ramblings.

i wish both teams could have lost at the same time