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May 22 2020 05:02am
he was so fat he went into space and didn't float.
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Jul 8 2020 09:57am
:mellow:
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Jul 10 2020 05:24am
if force = mass x acceleration his ass is the most powerful thing in the universe.
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Jul 10 2020 05:25am
he's so fat, when he steps on the escalators going up...


they start coming down!
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#6
Jul 10 2020 05:26am
turns out there is no parallel universe, it was just his spare pair of pants!
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Jul 10 2020 05:27am
he's so fat he steps on the scales...


and they go ouch!
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Jul 10 2020 05:27am
he's ugly too, how ugly?

he wasn't allowed a mirror until he was 21.
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