Bring back the suicidal army.

I've been completely taken aback by some things I've seen at Bachelor parties. Me and my friends were partiers though.

This post was edited by Skinned on Jan 21 2020 07:44am

?? dude gets a lapdance, if he pops a stiff one everyone has a good laugh and the dance gets cut short cause the whole meme wears out its welcome

i did a lot of coke and got my ass beaten by a couple of strippers that my buddies paid 100$ to do it. had to sign a waiver. belt pulled off and whipped, full cup of ice shoved down my pants, then i had to lay on my back straddling the pole while one climbed about 6 feet up then dropped into my lap.

i did drunkenly tell one stripper that she looked like my fiance's best friend, to which she asked "is it the boobs, the hair, or the glasses? i hear those a lot". i responded "all 3 actually" and she let me have a good juggle of her tatas until the song ended.

funny enough ive been to 3 strip clubs and randomly knew the bouncer at all 3. first 2 was the same guy, but different clubs, 2 years apart. last one was a guy i went to school with.

This post was edited by thesnipa on Jan 21 2020 09:55am

Fake news.

Nah they were real, hard to tell with a shirt on sometimes, impossible not to tell when in your hands tho.

Cold sandbags vs warm softness.

Maybe in Germany this would fly.

ya i only ever got my hands on one pair of those things but big turn off for me. i'd rather skeeter bite tiddies than a pair of fakers.

Maybe, but general rate is just above 50%, so it wouldn't be unbelievable that out of the % that actually have sexually charged pre marriage events that there's a ~15% increase on top of that.

Marriage is a lost cause nowadays sadly.

Yup like bill burr said, paraphrased: "whats the divorce rate these days, 75%? if you were jumping out of a plane and they said 3 out of the 4 of you wont have a parachute in your backpack you'd say fuck that".