Good afternoon,
Esteemed
Gentlemen.
I hereby address you once more in this here your
Most
Honorable
Venue today, as
Humble
Representative of the
Inquisition
Office of the
Holy
Church of the
Inner
Cloister, filled to the brim with joy, to announce the addition of two (2) more
Brothers who will help spread the
Gospel of
Saint
Paul of the
Jay
Es
Pee.
And so it goes,
-from a place where foliage replaces asphalt, resource to the law is a mere utopia and scantily clad (albeit admittedly fairly attractive) women wield bladed weapons, the Jungles of Kurast (or is it Brazil), the
Spear of Paul (the javelin, really),
Archangel
Gabriel, in an Amazon that will probably bring equal shares of anger, fear, tears, bewilderment and laughter to her opponents (equal being an euphemism), as well as a sense of déjà-vu, probably,
, and
-out of nowhere, both figuratively and literally, the only surviving clone of a single cell of
bezel (hi), barely old enough to reach the keyboard, but equally at home in the battlefields of Verdun or whereverthefuck Apex Legends takes place, the Sweetheart of jsp, the envy of Benjamin Button,
Altar
Boy
Ryan, driving his already somewhat-mythical Barbarian (hadn't he sold all his gear?), leveled so long and used so little,
.
Like Bonnie and Clyde, Syd and Nancy or Trump and Ivanka (delving into the exact nature of the relationship would exceed the limits of this already tldr post), they are
Alpha Beta Omega.
May
The Holy Trinity of The Paul, The Jay Es Pee and The Forum Gold bring you good fortune, and should your
Faith falter, doubt not to resort to
Father Jon, who will most certainly make sure you are well impregnated in
His Teachings (I would volunteer for the job, but my monthly supply of
Blue
Pills is running late, alas).
Given that
Her
Majesty is undergoing that time of the month, our runner failed to survive a point-blank encounter with a Maxim machinegun and we haven't yet acquired new courier pigeons (probably held up in customs with the
Blue
Pills), proper formularies according to the
Geneva Convention and other customary tacit agreements will be presented individually by each of the aforementioned
Brothers, preferrably within the next century. As Canadians go, c'est la vie.
Esteemed
Gentlemen, thank you again, and enjoy your tea with scons.
Extra-extra brief summary, for those that can't read good.
Team:
Alpha Beta Omega
Gab1550/*GreenArrow/Glutamate
BAJuicer/*ba-jooser7/Ryan