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Feb 9 2019 06:36pm
Quote (Epot @ Feb 9 2019 06:22pm)
How do i get ghosts to interact with me sexually?


Summon them to a circle... then Masturbate while talking to them

This post was edited by caswallen on Feb 9 2019 06:36pm
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Feb 9 2019 06:52pm
Quote (caswallen @ Feb 9 2019 06:36pm)
Summon them to a circle... then Masturbate while talking to them



I mean I beat off 2-3 times a day thanks to high testosterone or something. What do you mean by summon circle?
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Feb 9 2019 07:26pm
Quote (Epot @ Feb 9 2019 08:52pm)
I mean I beat off 2-3 times a day thanks to high testosterone or something. What do you mean by summon circle?


Best 'summoning circle' is a pearl necklace...




This post was edited by 114131 on Feb 9 2019 07:26pm
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Feb 9 2019 08:19pm
Quote (Epot @ Feb 9 2019 06:52pm)
I mean I beat off 2-3 times a day thanks to high testosterone or something. What do you mean by summon circle?


a seyonce circle...

technically the circle means you don't summon by yourself...




if you guys didn't know.... alot of deviant disgusting sexual acts are performed by cultists during demonic summonings..... it's disgusting I know
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Feb 9 2019 08:21pm
Quote (caswallen @ Feb 9 2019 08:19pm)
a seyonce circle...

technically the circle means you don't summon by yourself...




if you guys didn't know.... alot of deviant disgusting sexual acts are performed by cultists during demonic summonings..... it's disgusting I know


Sign me up, sounds hot. Unless it's a bunch of fat girls then nvm.
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Feb 9 2019 08:38pm
Quote (Epot @ Feb 9 2019 07:21pm)
Sign me up, sounds hot. Unless it's a bunch of fat girls then nvm.


It is
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Feb 9 2019 08:39pm
Quote (proccy @ Feb 9 2019 08:38pm)
It is


Way to ruin my fun :(
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Feb 9 2019 08:40pm
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It is


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Goddamn right
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