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Hmmm godly, eh? What god would this type of weapon belong too? Zeus? Or probably some elf god I reckon.
I wonder though if hes gonna be super pissed that you're using his bow, you being just a mere mortal.
He'd probably have to make an example out of you. being a god doesnt mean theyre incapable of having a giggle at some irony, so theyd probably kill you with the bow you received from them. Man why on earth would you want this bow thats caused so much bloodshed. Can you not forge another bow? god damn bro I hope youre happy with yourself bevause now god is going to spark a gigantic natural disaster. Thanks obama

Thanks Obama, Thanks!

Well well...

Didn't read it all but... How about that flying god in the chariot?

Hmm good point m8. That's apollo I think isnt it? The sun god that carries the sun into the sky every day. What a shitty gig he got lmao. Zeus throws lightning bolts, hades does gay shit in his basement, apollo jerks fish off or whatever the fuck he does. Apollo was probably so pumped when he heard all the other gods powers, but then apollos up and they give him the power to drive a horse powered chariot into the sky and put the sun up. He might as well have the power to service other men with his mouth. Poor guy

nice I got suspended for having a giggle. this is a srs website that has no tolerance for any giggling

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