Quote (David_Byrne @ Dec 17 2018 05:19pm)
What's it like being a loser?
Loser? Meet me in the Inner Cloister with your best geared Barbarian and we will see who the real loser is after I swiftly annihilate you. I won't even have to give it my all. You'll go down easily. I'll tear you down with some general Delta Whirls, or what I guess folks call the triangle whirl. While average, the damage I can deal is commonly misjudged. Maybe next I'll toss in some Abyss Whirls, a whirl so strong it'll drive you into synaptic recession. When you witness the timely perfection and of my whirls your eyes will roll back into your head after seeing God for the first time. You'll probably have s/e'd at this point. but if not, lastly I will extinguish your presence from the cloister with some Omega Whirls. Being the novice you are, know you have zero idea what an Omega Whirl is, so let me explain. The Omega Whirls is the end all, destroy all whirl. This whirl calls upon the Greek Gods for its power. Monotheistic enemies will take extraordinary damage from this attack, as the whirls will dive deeper and destroy the very fabric of their world view. When you are ready for a complete and utter thrashing, let me know, chump.
This post was edited by heheheheh on Dec 17 2018 05:31pm