Like shit in your bed...

i bet u have a few times

LOL, hell naw nigga, but i did wet dream the bed doe.

nope, I can say that even on the drunkest blackout nights I still never shat the bed lol

Nope

I can only recall myself having non purposeful anal evacuation on two occasions, both when I was very sick. The most memorable one was during a shower a sneeze from my nose and down under occurred at once. Had a little giggle at how thankful I was being already in the shower.

Never in my bed though. I sleep there.

no i dont think i ever have...

i remember puking in my bed when i was little

lol well one time when i use to party i took a sleeping pill to end the party, wake up to piss and i ended up waking up on my bathroom floor at like 9 am with my dick in my hand still... lol

No

No but I have shit my pants.