Rules are :

1. You are the Evil Genie to begin with since I will make the first wish.
2. As the Evil Genie you must Grant the wish in the previous post with terrible evil genie side effects IE. Someone wishes for a million dollars, you grant their wish and they get a million dollars But it was all in sacks of pennies that drop on their head and kill them.
3. After granting their wish you must make your own.
4. As in almost all wishing games there is no wishing for more wishes.
5. Be creative and keep it fun.

I’ll go first.

I wish that I could time travel.

You time travel and escusemem8 is your father and steals your wife.

I wish this game was real

Wish granted, this game is real, but it really is only a game so it makes no difference anyways.

I wish condemn, dominate and Victorinox were all banned from ever using the words alpha, beta and manlet ever again

wish granted but their diverted obsession leads them into successful political ambition and our current environment of already being from the script of Idiocracy is amplified tenfold

I wish robin williams was still alive and happy to be so

Wish granted but Robin follows you everywhere you go and sings songs from Aladdin 24/7. He is also immortal and can't be shutdown for any reason. You experience a lifetime of endless troll jukebox. Any attempt to block your ability to hear will be automatically unblocked. And if you destroy your ears, they will automatically be restored.


I wish to be God.

This post was edited by Malignanttumor666 on Oct 2 2018 08:38am

wish granted however you're stuck in a coma thinking you're a god

I wish to impregnate Selena Gomez

wish granted but, naturally, the child comes out retarded and mutant-looking. later in life, when your mutant child has grown up and discovers your archived jsp posts it goes crazy and beats you to death with a hammer.

i wish for eternal life

Granted but you're buried below the ocean floor.

I wish I could generate a taco whenever I desired one.