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#21
Jan 24 2019 04:07pm
Frenchies used to say "oo la la" Now they say ooo'Allah

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#22
Jan 25 2019 11:46pm
“Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far!“


“Yeah, the catapult is really amazing. Go get our daughter!“
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#23
Jan 27 2019 02:15am
I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45.

It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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#24
Jan 28 2019 12:50pm
My little daughter came to me all excited, saying, “Daddy! Daddy! Guess how old I’ll be in June!”
“Oh I don’t know princess, why don’t you tell me?” I said.
She gave me a huge smile and held up four fingers.

It’s now three hours later, police have joined in and she still won’t say where she got them..
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#25
Jan 29 2019 12:36pm
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some road-kill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious.
I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
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#26
Jan 30 2019 09:35am
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.


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#27
Jan 30 2019 12:56pm
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it... but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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#28
Jan 31 2019 11:02am
Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.
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#29
Feb 1 2019 09:08am
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Atlanta Zoo.
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Feb 2 2019 10:30am
You’d think my son would be happy that daddy got him a brand new trampoline, but no, oh no. - He just sits there in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
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