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So one day my girlfriend and I broke up (4 years ago) And i joined TINDER...DUN DUN UNNNNN.
Found a good looking (chick) brought her back to my place. Got a BJ, then my ex scared him/her away.
Three weeks ago, I found out it was a him. He just got his penis on about a year ago.
Well fuk.