für 150 fg verkauf ich dir den perfekten virus

just eat gmo and food from garbage cans. It's the safest way to get sick.

You’re such a faggot.

Not how that works....

Right now you might as well just admit you aren't in any kind of healthcare field because what you are saying is so unbelievably stupid.

How does it work then?

Inject yourself with a bunch of heroin boom instant asthenia. Make sure there’s lots of fentanyl in it aswell.

Eating it would basically just rip up your intestines and give you the equivalent of food poisoning.

The symptoms you want are a result of your body's attempts to slow you down, not anything the bacteria do. When you have the flu every symptom you experience is generated by your body to conserve energy to fight the infection.

The only way to get what you want would probably be to sterilize the bacteria than inject their dead remains into your body, but even that isn't safe.

like as a kid. Wanted to be sick so didn't have to attend school. Then got sick and wished to be healthy and attend school.

This post was edited by Crud1ty on Sep 18 2018 12:26am

If you want asthenia try taking xanax in the morning.

Perhaps, an inactivated HIV would do the trick
my body detects the virus
it produces some IgG
and tadaaa...
the virus disappears and I am healthy and lively again

moreover if I am exposed to the real HIV, my body could defend itself better because I have a lot of IgG in my blood

It's just like a non-working useless vaccine against the HIV.
For the pleasure to be weak & sickly.

What do you think about this option, Thor123422?