Quote (alpha_k @ Aug 5 2018 12:20am)
GOOD THING YOU HAVE NIRAJ BECAUSE YOU DIDNT GET ANY WPS BEFORE HIM! xd:)
Before Malice could be unleashed upon the maledictions of demonic spirits, however, the shouting drunk, idiotic, and bumbling fool of the town approached us. We greeted him with salutations, sincerely hoping that the basic literary concepts of
in media res were not lost on his dung filled mind. For my - and Neeraj's - sake, unfortunately, the juvenile behavior of this fool - similar to that of a child demanding the attention of adults discussing important topics by shouting nonsensical swill - the dimwitted wreck continued in his crusade of rubbish:
"I have a secret!" He shrilled at the top of his lungs, much to my dismay. After which, he quickly followed with,
"I found things in a story's beginning that aren't contiguous, and I decided to shout them after a person payed to submit a topic!" My patience quickly exhausted with his gibberish and I demanded he lend words to his name and cause.
"I am alpha eleven, replied the simpleton.
"But my friends call me alpha k, because we don't know numbers good. I was wondering if you could search for a rather small package that was taken from me in the sewers of Lut Gholein."And with that small delay due to the town's fool, alpha eleven, Neeraj and I decided to double our efforts to defeat not only the minions of evil, but to eradicate their corrupt source.