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May 25 2018 07:36am






Chico lachowski, the very embodiment of the tall prettyboy archetype is undeniable proof of this. The moment he hit puberty and sprouted to 6'4 (complimenting his youthful and beautiful face) life was essentially gift wrapped and handed to him like a birthday present. Girls and guys alike simply gravitated to him and enjoyed his magnetic presence while manlets shrunk away from him like vampires seeking shelter from the harsh sunlight. No doubt he received daily validation about how good a person he was and how happy he made others by simply being himself, and this only continued as he experienced the life alot of people can only ever dream of - going to festivals, travelling with friends and families, bludging his way through school and having a good time because he just knew he would be fine. He experienced young love in its fullest and slayed countless girls, having a sex life that would make any man envious. There was no doubt at all he was well into the triple figures before he ever became a world famous model:



and to top it all off, he married young to the love of his life and now has beautiful children that will grow up to live lives almost as good as his. There is absolutely noone out there who has had it better than chico lachowski, and why? because he has the two most important things that a man could ever have: height, and a healthy/youthful prettyboy phenotype. If you have these things like chico lachowski then everything else in life comes naturally, and if you don't (like certain coping manlets) then life is a dangerous gamble that could go horribly wrong at any moment.

Stay safe and most importantly, travel to india and pay for limb lengthening surgery if you're under 6ft.
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May 25 2018 07:37am
Ur sure?
It hasn't gotten me very far
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May 25 2018 07:43am
You have a problem
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May 25 2018 07:45am
Quote (WhoBut_WBMason @ May 25 2018 06:43am)
You have a problem


Atleast its not hia height you petty, envious, filthy little manlet
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May 25 2018 07:50am
OP is a manlet
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May 25 2018 07:54am
and to all the manlets out there thinking "oh well it's probably just his face, not the fact that he's 6'4, that has given him an advantage in life", WRONG.

Just lol at you if you think this guy is going to get anywhere in life:

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May 25 2018 07:59am
lmao if you wanna troll at least try something original instead of this weak victorinox ripoff.....
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May 25 2018 08:02am
Quote (trader @ May 25 2018 08:59am)
lmao if you wanna troll at least try something original instead of this weak victorinox ripoff.....


Pfft victorinox was like 5'11" tops
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May 25 2018 08:03am
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Pfft victorinox was like 5'11" tops


true which is hilarious cause he claims to be alpha despite his small dingdong
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May 25 2018 08:04am
Quote (trader @ May 25 2018 11:59pm)
lmao if you wanna troll at least try something original instead of this weak victorinox ripoff.....


victorinox wasn't even human, he was short, had a terrible phenotype (the worst of all asian phenotypes) and coped with "muh tall for ethnicity"

don't ever mention that subhuman again
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