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Sep 14 2016 02:10am
Hello, this is my story. Please take the time to read it all if possible.

I am 42 y.o. and a father of four, with one more on the way. I have no religious background and I have never read the bible.
In January this year I went to see a spiritual healer, something I have never done before. I was under a lot of stress and thought it was worth a shot. (this part is important)
The lady I went to see had a lot of experience and I mentioned I wanted Reiki Healing. During the healing (a lot of hand waiving goes on) she spoke of several things that I really
didn't understand at the time, but didn't bother inquiring about. When it was finished, I didn't really feel anything different and was kind of skeptic. Although I did have a really good
nights sleep that night.

Weeks went by and I had forgotten all about it. Lots of stuff going on in my life which I won't bore you with, but mainly marital problems. The wife and I had been trying to have another baby
for well over a year now, and frustration was getting to us both. I was spending too much time on the pc playing games every night, and coming to bed late and having to get up early for work
with very little sleep. I was doing this everyday, and suffering at work with tiredness.

Anyway, it was around mid April, when one night the game i was playing had gone offline (server issue or something) and I started surfing around YouTube. I came across this vid about
Flat Earth theory. I watched it and was intrigued, so I watched another vid about it. The next day, it was all I could think about, it was such a fascinating theory. I kept watching more and
more clips about the Flat Earth every night. I will stop the story here for now, because if you are not familiar with the Flat Earth theory, I would strongly recommend you do a little research
on it right now please. Try to include research about Project Highjump & Project Fishbowl which relates to this topic.

I will continue this story in a few days.
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Sep 14 2016 11:54am
Moral of the story: get enough sleep, or you'll turn into a fucking retard.
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Sep 14 2016 11:57am
didnt read
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Sep 14 2016 11:58am
sum it up in 5 words or less
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Sep 14 2016 12:01pm
Quote (Devil_kin @ Sep 14 2016 01:58pm)
sum it up in 5 words or less


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Sep 14 2016 01:13pm
Quote (LifeStory @ Sep 14 2016 02:10pm)
Gretzky is ice jesus


You calling Gretzky a virgin?
dems fightin words
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Sep 14 2016 01:14pm
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I'd drown them in a bucket of ice cold water.

Best part of drowning kittens is their claws arnt long or Sharpe enough yet to bothe you while your taking their life away.
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