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Apr 6 2015 07:47am
I've never been to Korea, so I finally figured out my plan.

Get a duo citizenship in Canada.
Renounce my Canadian citizenship by lronouncing that I am North Korean.
Get deported to North Korea.
Cross the DMZ to South Korea while still having my American citizenship.
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Apr 9 2015 01:29pm
you can pay State of Jeju, $100k and get a citizenship there
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Apr 9 2015 03:03pm
Quote (shibal @ Apr 9 2015 02:29pm)
you can pay State of Jeju, $100k and get a citizenship there


I don't even have $1000 in my bank
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Apr 9 2015 05:05pm
op makes 100k in a day flipping pianos
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Apr 9 2015 05:45pm
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op makes 100k in a day flipping pianos


You make 10 10 10 hunnit by fcking K-pop girls on the piano everyday
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Apr 10 2015 02:35am
north korean girls will climb the electric fence carrying a piano on their back to smell your jordan 3s
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Apr 10 2015 03:27pm
Quote (ii88 @ Apr 10 2015 03:35am)
north korean girls will climb the electric fence carrying a piano on their back to smell your jordan 3s


I own Jawdans because I can't afford
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Apr 12 2015 10:45pm
:)
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Apr 12 2015 10:57pm
Quote (reptiloid @ Apr 12 2015 11:45pm)
:)


Fcking reptile people are real.
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Apr 24 2015 02:42pm
uh if u have us citizenship u get free in for 30 days...
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