You'd rather be posting on a forum complaining about not having a gf, than going out and actually fixing the problem yourself.

Im not interested in a gf right now. I guess I can see where ya came to that conclusion though.

"going out and fixing the problem"



sounds ominous

Hey man, i can find you a pretty decent sized club. Lmk


Happy Hunting

i like hunting people thats what he said.

Moving 12 hours from here in two months and still repairing damage I've caused myself and my kids from making some pretty bad choices. Maybe I'll take u up in that offer in a couple of months although I've found just talking to women a decent starting point for getting laid.

hahahaha

An oldie:
"If you're a true Canadian show me your beaver"

i like beaver

Would be a confusing shirt though. I like.