34 this month


2 shoulder dislocations and a major motorcycle accident this summer has me feeling like a bag of shitty dicks

I couldn't imagine what that feels like.

I joined a summer league last season for ice, first time I skated in 5 years, I did better than I thought I would. Even had a game with a hat trick. #Pastrnak
Also joined a dek hockey league where I'm the captain. Calling out Tim226 to play with us again. No roller blades, good lord my conditioning is awful. We finished last last season and upset the best team in the playoffs 😂 I posted a shutout in a 2-0 win, then lost 0-1 the first game of this season with like 40 saves rofl I went off on them. I started playing out because the team only has one goal scorer so I needed to help out a bit. 4-4-1 with 3 games in the season, much better than last season, finished 2-9-1 lmao, half the team has never played hockey on a team before, but it's cool because they're my homies.

going off on your homies rofl calm down you dick

and DEK hockey lool

This post was edited by Meatstick on Nov 12 2018 02:16pm

Lol what no, they're on my team 😂 we beat the best team

^^

Stop wrecking shoulders and wreck a knee so you can join the kneegro guild

On the other team 😂

thankfully my knees are one of the few joints not fucked up rn

knock on wood

Are you guys made of glass or what
maybe you should think about buying white gears to protect you from suomi syndrom

This post was edited by Subban on Nov 13 2018 05:44pm