What in the actual fuck?

Bullchit, Sex is a gift from God. God also wants Sex to only to be used after marriage. A common Christian rule regarding a man and a woman coming together is: "No sex before marriage."

Since they are married, they are free to do those things. Why? Because the LORD God Almighty permits it.

whoa but for real tho holy shit

you are also free to have sex before marriage

edit: because it's physically possible

do people not understand satire

this website is a joke

Look, obviously God wanted us to enjoy ourselves; that's why he invented pills and clubs and lube and hardcore. But he also wanted us to give something back, and that's why he created the homeless, the lepers and the oil spills.

This post was edited by zackill4 on Sep 21 2013 01:14am

thou shall not have sexith

This is clearly why you're our prophet.

There are plenty of people that legitimately do this, though.

Are there tho? That doesn't really feel like a thing.

I mean, there may be people who don't fuck that often or maybe even only for procreation, but straight up just never having fucked whatsoever doesn't sound like a thing outside of the Shakers.