so yesterday i was in some mexi mart with the lady to get some of their guac and salsa and some shrimp/baby octopus ceviche and there were these mexican ladies just talking shit about us,
and as we were about to leave the counter i turned to them and said in spanish, "you really shouldn't talk about people that way, you never know who does or doesn't understand you."
and my wife started laughing and said in spanish, "yeah what he said you dumb bitches" and then i lost it laughing and high fived her


It may have been one of my proudest moments

use to do that shit all the time back when i live in corona and riverside. its always funny watching them trip when they realize you understood everything they said.

Jaja estúpidas putas
Me pasa todo el tiempo aqei en Aurora.

Mi gramatica es probablemente muy mala

verry, because you use google translate lol

Lucky for me I'm part Mexican so I don't have to worry about that. That shit is funny though. What were they saying ?

LOL
My town is almost 50% hispanic, but yeah I used fucking Google translate LOOOOL

just general shit talking, and my wife is born and raised in texas till she moved out here for college, so she has an accent and they were keying in on that



yeah, i know you dont know where the fuckin ú key is on ur keyboard lol

0250 you madkid LOL

If Google Translate did that, they're slacking.
Because there's like 2 other acutes I didn't care to do.

Edit: and they spelled aqui wrong, apparently?


Man, if that really was Google Translate, they need to step up their game.



Try harder next time though!

This post was edited by CuttingEdge on May 8 2017 04:31pm

good job looking it up, and beyond that, what the fuck are u blabbeling about?

Something clearly above your mindset, troglodyte.