Saw Morrowindz begging for money, claimed he would work for it. So said ok you can mow the lawn and do the dishes, he agrees.
Drive him to my house from the filthy street corner he’s been hanging out at or staying at or whatever the street rat does.
We arrive, I give him some clothes to wear, because frankly he smells like shit. Gonna have to get my Prius deep cleaned just to get the stench out. I tell him he can start with the dishes, it’s very hot outside, I am only human.
I put a 100$ bill on the table, and dip out to go shower. It’s been an unpleasant experience thus far.
I take a modest 10 minute shower and am dressed and back to the kitchen in 15 minutes total, and what do I find when I get back?
The dishes were done and he didn’t even take the money. This is just a PSA I need an address to send your stinkin clothes to, the goodwill won’t take them.
Pic related , it’s him
GO HAWKS!