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JiMbOAbSoLuT

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#21

Jun 10 2012 10:44am

Quote (Orakpo @ 10 Jun 2012 18:42)

I always thought your name was jimbos a slut haha
:unsure:

Nice thing you noticed it wasn't.

The answer.

It's good in that you can reach her heart

What would be the offspring if you made an octopus and a nigger breed?

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#22

Jun 10 2012 12:46pm

Quote (JiMbOAbSoLuT @ Jun 10 2012 12:44pm)

Nice thing you noticed it wasn't.

The answer.

It's good in that you can reach her heart

What would be the offspring if you made an octopus and a nigger breed?

I'm waiting for the punch line please.

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#23

Jun 10 2012 12:49pm

Quote (Ashleey @ 10 Jun 2012 20:46)

I'm waiting for the punch line please.

-What would be the offspring if you made an octopus and a nigger breed?
-I don't know
-Me neither, but it would rock at picking up cotton

Pedophile and racist jokes, I'm going straight to hell.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

The pizza doesn't cry when you get it into the oven.

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#24

Jun 10 2012 12:54pm

Quote (JiMbOAbSoLuT @ Jun 10 2012 02:49pm)

classic pizza joke, love that one.

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#25

Jun 10 2012 03:09pm

Quote (SagaBoi @ Jun 10 2012 12:13am)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSipYY933eU

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#26

Jun 10 2012 03:14pm

Quote (cseitz71690 @ Jun 9 2012 08:48pm)

will also be using this as my next pick up line.....

Me - "Do you know the difference between jelly and jam?"

Woman - "Uhhh, no?"

Me - "I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

Hope this makes you guys laugh, I found it hilarious. :lol: