Little girl, you do not even understand how wrong you are.

First: The word "explicit" is an adjective, which means it can modify a noun phrase. Adding "-ly" transforms into an adverb, which means it can modify verb phrases. The preceding semantic node is "spelled out," which represents a verb phrase. Since in English, the adverb is used to modify the preceding semantic node, that is a grammatically correct sentence. Little did you know, I am a cunning linguist (and one of my specialties is natural language processing).

Second: That information IS embedded in the bitmap header, which you would have learned by reading or understanding anything on the subject of bitmaps.

Queue canned, worthless excuse for a rebuttal in 3...2...1...

You contradicted yourself in less than 20 minutes, I'm impressed.

I know it's hard to recognize sarcasm over the internet, but you have got to be kidding me on this one.

Caught in a lie, so you lie some more?
This is pointless. Thanks for the laughs, and the +1s.

[sarcasm]I love how you never give up.[/sarcasm]

I'm sorry that you're too dense to understand the sarcasm from earlier, so I'm going to add explicit tags in the future, just for you.

[sarcasm]Thank you.[/sarcasm]

You got caught in a lie, and lied some more.
Thanks for proving you don't know anything about programming.

I think minko mentioned it already, but I love how she posts questions and then stubbornly pretends like she had to solve the problem herself because nobody else could.

Forgot your sarcasm tags, I fixed.

You are completely delusional and ridiculous. There were many suggestions as to how to solve your problem, and then you turn around and "pretend" that you figured it out all by your lonesome. If you could have done that there would never have been a thread. And then pretending that myself, Minko and ASBands can't program and you can is laughable at best. Out of you, Minko, ASBands and myself who actually have jobs in the programming field? That would be Minko, ASBands and myself. Of course you'll just harp on oh how we are obviously making it up and we aren't professional programmers and blah, blah, blah.

Also, let me point this out:



If your idea of "programming and making a portfolio for a job" is a snake game with AI that is pretty much just a BFS (something you "discovered" yourself but is pretty much 2nd year CS material) I feel for you. I know in your mind you think you are just god's gift to code, you shit syntactically perfect ice cream and you can do anything but you really just can't. At my job we do group interviews and if I saw that kind of "portfolio" I think we would unanimously laugh our balls off and then bin it. We might even call you for a phone interview just to rip you apart with technical questions.

Another fun quote:



Lets address some things:

1. Lack of formal education - This one isn't always bad, as I've met some pretty great self-taught programmers. They differ from you in the fact that they take constructive criticism without acting like an insane child and when they take that advice they implement it instead of pretending like they are some ridiculous know it all.

2. Lack of books - Buy the Pragmatic Programmer, read it and learn something about being a programmer. You completely lack the ability to work in a team, as people will have skills you don't and you will have skills they don't have. A person who acts like you will never be able to work in a team.

3. "I get banned 'cause I finally run into somebody who's being mean and I act the same way and yeah" - Honestly, if you don't know why it's only you who causes these things then I don't know what to tell you.

The thing that really gets me is that you have the potential to be a really, really good programmer. I see it in the fact that you want to learn and seem to enjoy learning but you will never, ever succeed in it or even get a job if you act the way you do. The way you act online is a reflection of how you would act on a team of programmers, and honestly I wouldnt' ever want you to be on my team.

Quit fucking saying I have potential, that's Goddamn annoying.
I don't want a job, there's a big difference between HOBBY and JOB. This is a hobby, something like bike riding, I don't do it "professionally" even though I'm 'decent' at it, in an average sense.
No, I don't work good on teams, I never have. Guess your childhood does mold how you think and feel, and people always say people say that "for attention," how cute.

Can't you just ignore me like the rest of the people?
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=36343029&f=120&o=0 - There's the link, have fun.

This post was edited by Muted on Nov 14 2009 05:43am