...earns $3.7 million per annum and lives in a $30 million mansion with a big tiddy goth gf. ( gets a small tiddy emo bf)


If you do not currently live in a $30 million mansion with a big tiddy goth gf, please take a gift bag on your way out.

same

I keep misplacing 3,630,000 every year.
I wish I could find out where it's going.

We do have a decent amount of candles, I'll look into it.

cringe..

You're just yearning for your big tiddy goth gf, Mr. Kondom.

What made you come to the conclusion everyone on d2jsp was wealthy?
I'm missing the source of satire.
Did this stem from grocerys?

This post was edited by lolkggz on Jul 1 2024 01:02pm

Naw. I already have what I want.

*groceries