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Jan 13 2004 12:46am
before you can mock something i suggest you learn about it....note there is a difference in the following things

hacker
cracker
phreaker

they are not really always one in the same...it's like saying a baseball player is a baseball player....

pitchers
catchers
outfielders

learn before you type

btw none of that was funny......
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Jan 13 2004 01:39am
i think everyone missed the real point of the joke. There are some fruits out there that say stupid stuff all the time because they think there really good at Diablo.They always put Pk or Killa or xXx in there name. They always say owned or Pwned when they beat you in a duel where there 20 levels higher than you and all they did was run. That was funny, i just think people dont get it.
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Jan 13 2004 01:46am
i hate those kids....i was in a lld game once with a zeal/vengence/charge pally

level 27 keep in mind

using cow king boots, honor'd eth knout, 150 psn damage in charms, death set gloves/belt, 45max/45 resist all helm, 60max\34e\14 resist +88 ar shield\ twitch armor with a 15max/15 resist all in it angelic ring x 2 angelic ammy

bunchn of low end small charms like level 21 req +2 life +15 ar+2 dex(or damage,fire,lite,str mods) and r/w charms....he could die quick if hit hard enough..but in most cases some stupid ass would die if they fucked off a bit....i remember dropping a level 73 barb with decent gear on

corpsemourn, ccb, arreats,black oak, two sojs, ik gloves, belt, boots, highlords ammy

2 charges put him on his ass...since he was levle 73 in a lld game i nk'd him for like 10 minutes before he gave me 250k gold and left the game not to return.......anyway...the people on diablo that can hack or do anything...don't make it publicly known...i don't know why i'm going off on this diatribe...i'll stop now
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Jan 13 2004 02:06am
dropped.... only 1337 hAxO|25 can say that though... watch out guys... David's a 1337 hAxOr

no offense

This post was edited by CinderRaider on Jan 13 2004 02:06am
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Jan 13 2004 02:24am
i'm an elite beer drinker that's about it....as for hacking...well i can hack through a 23oz porterhouse in about 5 minutes =]

This post was edited by David Berkowitz on Jan 13 2004 02:25am
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Jan 14 2004 09:19pm
@David, lol...that was some funny shit about hacking lol
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Jan 15 2004 09:13am
own3ed!!!!!! I am t3h AOL ph34r m3h 1337 5k!115!@!!!! wootzorziors!

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anyone ever see that "1337 haxor" clip from techtv? Like a 40 year old woman was bragging about how she's not a "leet haxor" but definitely a "hacker".. omgz it was da hilariou5. y4, ... s0 funni. 3sp3cially cau53 5h3 was super ugly.
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Jan 15 2004 10:37am
wtf is this you un-1337 guy.. makes no sense

terribly long too
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Jan 15 2004 02:55pm
Ahhh, making fun of hackers,pheakers,crackers.

Better be careful! Oh ya, you have AOL!! Good thing, otherwise....

"I already have a nice job at Taco Bell, and I like it. I'm so l33t,
I can hax0r your tacos."

Now THAT'S humor......

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Jan 15 2004 03:14pm
it gets annoying and redundant after the first paragraph...
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