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Mar 21 2024 11:34pm
If I injest alcohol anally, will it prevent liver and pancreas damage?
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Mar 21 2024 11:38pm
Just as long as you don't do any handstands for gravity to bring it there
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I bet ur mothers proud.
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Mar 21 2024 11:42pm
one pf park18s personalities is a nurse so id listen to her.
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Mar 21 2024 11:44pm
Quote (park18 @ Mar 22 2024 01:38am)
Just as long as you don't do any handstands for gravity to bring it there


Well a tube to make it reach the small intestines for absorption
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Mar 21 2024 11:45pm
Quote (OutbreaksOfPeace @ Mar 22 2024 01:44am)
Well a tube to make it reach the small intestines for absorption


If you dont have a tube, a 5 second handstand should get it there

Quote (klink @ Mar 22 2024 01:42am)
one pf park18s personalities is a nurse so id listen to her.


Im just an lpn let's pretend nurse

This post was edited by park18 on Mar 21 2024 11:46pm
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Mar 21 2024 11:49pm
Quote (park18 @ Mar 22 2024 01:45am)
If you dont have a tube, a 5 second handstand should get it there



Im just an lpn let's pretend nurse


Ok turkey baster, etc

Question is, will it bypass the organs leaving them unharmed?
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Mar 21 2024 11:56pm
Quote (OutbreaksOfPeace @ Mar 22 2024 01:49am)
Ok turkey baster, etc

Question is, will it bypass the organs leaving them unharmed?


Need something to soak it up to avoid it going to organs. Maybe shove a Joe's pizza up there as well. Make sure to tip
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Mar 22 2024 12:07am
it goes from your poopy, wright to the liver.
Make sure the alcohol have bubbles in it, for extra intense feelings
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